Bad decisions, documented

Bad decisions should at least earn points.

Buy candles. Earn points. Unlock badges with names you probably should not explain to your mother. Then trade those points for actual rewards. Surprisingly functional for a program run by a geoduck.

How this nonsense works

Rewarding the behavior we were going to encourage anyway.

Gooey Duck Rewards keeps the mechanics simple: eligible purchases and bonus actions build your balance, milestones unlock badges, and points can be redeemed for available rewards in your account.

1

Earn

Get points from eligible purchases and whatever bonus opportunities we are currently dangling in front of you.

2

Unlock

Hit milestones and collect ridiculous achievement badges. Yes, some of them are deliberately inappropriate.

3

Redeem

Use your available points for active rewards and Shopify discount codes tied to your customer account.

Already committed?

Your points, badges, and rewards live in your account.

Sign in with the same customer account you use at Gooey Duck Candle Co. to see your balance, progress, earned badges, available rewards, and redemption history.

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